In honor of exam week, I saw this and thought you may be able to use a laugh. Hopefully, all you college kids did/will do a little bit better than this guy. :)
1) In which battle did Napoleon die?
* His last battle.
2) Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* At the bottom of the page.
3) River Ravi flows in which state?
* Liquid.
4) What is the main reason for divorce?
* Marriage.
5) What is the main reason for failure?
* Exams.
6) What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & Dinner.
7) What looks like half an apple?
* The other half.
8) If you throw a red stone into a blue sea, what will it become?
* It will simply become wet.
9) How can a man go eight days without sleeping?
* No problem, he sleeps at night.
10) How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that only has one hand.
11) If you had three apples and three oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
* Very large hands.
12) If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built.
13) How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
* Any way you want, concrete floors are hard to crack.
I have no idea what genius came up with these answers, it was just something I saw on the internet and I'm sure a lot of you have seen it too. But if not, I hope you laughed at atleast one question. :)
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